Pikmin 2 but scarier actually (and more?)
This is Chapter 2
Chapter 1: http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Super_creepy_Mario_story!
Chapter 3: http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Snack_the_Smiles_Back
So one day I got this pikmin game for the Wii! But it was kind of soupisous! I looked at the back of the box, and it said:
''Play as Olimar and Louie as you play with lots of fun characters and playing fun games like KILL YOUR FAMILY!!!!''
''THIS WAS…OH WOOPS! LEFT CAPS LOCK ON!''
This was very scary, so I opened the case. OH ALSO I found the game in front of my house around a Friday. There was no instruction book, but the club Nintendo code was there. So I went to my computer and tried to register my code. But it wasn’t working properly because they closed club Nintendo!!!! WAHHAHAHAAA!!!
(Smack)
So I put the game in my Wii u. nothing happened
So I put the game in my Wii u. nothing happened
So I put the game in my Wii u. nothing happened
Then I stopped
I put it in my Wii (a white one!) and it had worked! YAY! But the Wii channel wasn’t the same as it usually is in the Wii (Racist ^^^^ much?) channel for Pikmin 2 for the Wii console. This one had BLOOD, and that’s it. Actually! It was also red and evil, I guess??
I hit start and the tittle screen flashed on the screen. NO TRANSITION! This was so scary that I hit myself with my hand! The tittle screen read:
''Pikmin 2 but very much scarier press starts to play the game idiot''
It also sa''i''d:
''Copyright Nintendo 2002''
''If you make video about us we will take your channel down!''
''Also we copyright the word fair use so HA!''
''All hail Viacom!!''
Then I looked up Viacom on Urban dictionary (Underlined cause it will be on FSA) Viacom is actually an abbreviation for:
Very
Intelligent
Abbreviation
Cause
Obvious
Mucks
I also looked up the Pikmin tittle and I got this image!!
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/a/a5/Bowser_Star_Rod_Artwork_-_Paper_Mario.png/145px-Bowser_Star_Rod_Artwork_-_Paper_Mario.png&imgrefurl=http://www.mariowiki.com/Paper_Mario_(series)&h=144&w=145&tbnid=toSMH58C0ax1NM:&docid=6j5oSatm4FHIQM&ei=CeXIVvfRKInteuSkjbAL&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwi3-trGrofLAhWJth4KHWRSA7YQMwhFKBMwEw
This had nothing to do with anything, so it leads me to believe that I can’t type.
So I hit start in the game, and it emitted a high pitched noise!
I then was playing as Olimar, no Louis, along with a group of red pikmin. But one pikmin was different. It looked like slender man! So I threw it into the water.
There was a cave next to me, and it had tall grass!!! So I whistled my pikmin there. I got into a Pokémon battle with a Wizpig (Generation 19, noob) and I won and got nectar!
When the pikmin drank it, the sound effect was replaced with a SpongeBob clip of him saying “JUST LIKE THE ASTRONOUTS EAT!”
THE CAVE WAS…WOOPS AGAIN
The cave was called “YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD”
But that is a lie! My hobo dad is still alive. (OMG could this be tied to Super creepy Mario story? Another Trollpasta made by the same ‘author’? Leave all theories in the comments, and ill see YOU in the next video! BUH BYE!)
I went in and this story is now 493 words so yay for me.
I went in and I was in sublevel one
Sublevel 1
There were three million bulborbs, so I ditched my pikmin and treasures and ran for the cave exit. I know that sounds like something scrubs do, but I did it LIKE A BOSS.
Sublevel 2
There was a single wall, but behind the wall was a WITHERING BLOWHOG! Ugh, I hate these enemies! In fact, ill prove how bad they are. Yeah!
Top 5 worst pikmin enemies!
5. Watery blowhogs- they look stupid
4. Water skaters- I cant kill them until I get the blue pikmin #spoilers
3. Number 4- WHO PUTS #SPOILERS AFTER THE SPOILER? #YOU!!!!
(BTW this is a joke from the Amazing world of Gumball; so if you don’t like, don’t read!!)
2. Withering blowhogs- Ill go into more detail during my new Pikmin 2 let’s play
1. Gatling groink- they can shoot fire AND they have this annoying stepping sound that I hate so much!!!
So anyway, I restarted the system in hope that the Withering blowhogs would stop being a jerk!
FINAL SUBLEVEL
So there was a giant…you know what, I’m bored of this story! New story!!!
= The pinky and the brain lost episode! =
Found the DVD, skeptical, BLAH BLAH BLAH lets skip to the stuff that happens.
The theme song played a bit differently, so here are the lyrics from the evil intro
Pinky: Gee brain, what are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do everyday pinky. Try to DESTROY YOUR MOTHER
Singers: They are dinky; they are porkpie and the brain, brain, brain, brain muffin!
To prove their mousey worth, they’ll under toss the squirrel! Their dinky.
So anyways, the episode was called HIDE AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
Brain has an idea for world domination, which was to take over Ultimatedsman’s channel on YouTube and then TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Singers: (to the tune of the “can you feel the sunshine?” back wards) They dinky, their pinky and the brain, and also stupid people as well!
The end
= Pikmin 2 but scarier actually 2: the squeakquel (GOD IM FUNNY!)
=
Welcome back.
You missed the final boss of cave 14 (And then we can) but I think that’s it.
Lets continue where we left off!
My palms were real sweaty. I could hear me shaking the controller. I continued down the hallway, and after a while, as usual, the next cave appeared. I took a deep breath as I pressed A. The cave read this:
''Find you, and use you''
The secret message these caves were spelling was starting to make sense. But, that wasn’t good for me. I went in with the pikmin and everything was the same as the 5 other caves in Gloomy Grottos: Olimar is at half health, 72 red pikmin that regenerate each floor, and a permanent spicy spray effect.
But, this sublevel was different; the lights were on, even without the Solar System treasure. This light allowed me to see a new boss. This boss had a different boss theme, comprised of white noise. Though, I didn’t care at the time. All I cared about was how the creature looked like. He looked like…
WOOPS FORGOT THIS WAS TROLLPASTA! LETS TRY AGAIN!
I THEN…WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS!
I then decided to stop playing because I have a life. I can’t just play this stupid game for hours on end. Pikmin 2 is a long game, it takes hours. Since this game was scarier, I’m going to bet the playtime is going to
be scarier then Animal crossing! GOT EM!
The ending